WHO ARE THE PROVERBIAL THEY?

The answer to that question is complicated and far too involved to answer here. Let's suffice it to say that They know their shit. They so know it.  And you don't have to agree with Them, but They hopes you will learn to respect their wisdom in all things pop culture-related, which, honestly, are completely subjective anyway and who the fuck knows what's good and what's not, because really, time will tell. And all They knows is that They really liked "The Breakfast Club" when They were teenagers, and now recognizes it for the steaming pile of shit it really is, so hey, you change, you grow, but They likes to think They are always right regardless. And They can be irritable and cross and spew quite a bit of venom, but  honestly hope that you will realize that, underneath it all, They have a marshmallow heart that is only partially rotten.